trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via relahvant)

tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

(Source: smackable, via whoredinarygirl)

tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

(Source: smackable, via whoredinarygirl)

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awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
3 Children. 

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

image

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

(via whoredinarygirl)

I am so rediculously in love with Jim Halpert.

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Cy Twombly, Ferragosto III, 1961
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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via bullied)

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